好了小美女 准备好了吗？ Alright young lady, you ready?
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这样好吗？ Is it good?
哦 别拍！ Oh stop it!
嗯哼 这是啥呢？ Mm-hm, what's this?
我知道 谢谢妈妈 I know it, thank you.
“你知道”是什么意思？ What do you mean, you know it?
嘿 看谁来了！ Hey, look who's here for you!
嗒哒 鲍比来了 Ta-da, Bobby is here.
嘿 不 不 这个不能喝 你还太小 Hey, no, no, you're too young for this.
怎么了？ What's going on?
医院里有急事 It's an emergency at the hospital.
你非得什么都拍吗？ Do you really have to shoot everything?
让爸爸陪你们玩一会儿 好吗？ You'll stay with your father for a little while, okay?
妈妈 你答应我的 Mom, you promised me.
你 我 还有鲍比 It's just you, me, and Bobby,
我们会很开心的 爱玛 we'll have fun, Emma.
哦 瞧啊 甜心 Oh, come on sweetie.
我有礼物给你 惊喜！ I've got something for you, surprise!
- 嗒哒！ - 嗒哒！ - Ta-da! - Ta-da!
嗨 我是查理 Hi, I'm Charlie.
我是巴斯特！ I'm Buster!
看那边 啊！ Look over there, ah!
好吧 那么 只有一条规则 Okay then, there's only one rule.
你们两位要不要搭顺风车？ Do you guys need a lift?
我们打的好了 We'll take taxi.
不好意思 请问可以用下洗手间吗？ Sorry, can I use the toilet please?
当然可以 我带你去 Sure, I'll show you.
谢谢 Thank you.
你叫查理？ Are you Charlie?
是的先生 Yes sir.
我想问你个问题。。。 May I ask you...
不准出声你个小兔崽子 Shut up you little faggot,
不然老子在你脑门上轰出个窟窿 or I'll make a fucking hole in your head.
你要干什么。。。 What do you want...
我要你给我的小弟弟助助兴 I want you to entertain my baby-arm.
快给我手淫 我保证完事后 Jerk me off quick and I swear
我会像什么都没发生一样放你走 I'll let you go like nothing happened.
爱玛·华莱士 这是你的愿望吗？ Emma Wallace, is this what you wish for?
操你妈你在干嘛？！ What the fuck is going on?!
啊对了 你不搞这种花样经的 Ah right, you don't do such things.
脑有病 Dickheads.
请拿本字帖 A copybook please.
我查一下 Let me check.
嘿 嘿 你的字帖 Hey, hey, your copybook.
意大利电影学院的学生们 请跟我来 Students of Italian Cinema,please can you come with me.
快点 你个娘炮！ Come on, you pussy!
你奶奶都比你吊 Even your granny is better than you.
你们干什么呢？ What the hell are you doing?
这算几个意思？ What the fuck is going on here?
老实交代不然我让你们吃不了。。。 Tell me or I'll make you smoke all...
翘臀！ Nice one!
嘿！ Hey!
你知道你的大屁股 Do you even know how fun you can have too
捏起来有多爽吗？ with a butt like that?
爽你妹！ Fuck you!
我可以祝你生日快乐吗？ Can I wish you a happy birthday?
拜托 让我祝一下吧！好不好嘛！ Come on, please, please!
艾丽欣 不好 Alison, no.
可今天是你生日耶 But it's your birthday.
你知道我讨厌过生日 You know I hate it.
如果我告诉你我成功说服了马蒂呢？ What if I told you I managed to persuade Matty?
你神经啊你？ Are you insane?
我跟他说这次你什么都愿意做 I told him this time you're willing to do anything.
把这当成第二次机会 See this as a second chance.
把书翻到第12章 Open your books at chapter 12.
1864年 彼得·瓦格和卡托·古德贝格 In 1864, Peter Waage and Cato Guldberg
确立了质量作用定律 pioneered the development
从而促进了化学的发展 of chemical by formulating the law of mass action.
基元反应遵循质量作用定律 Elementary reaction follow the law of mass action,
但是分步反应的速率定律 but the rate law of stepwise reaction
必须结合各个基元步骤的速率定律 has to be derived by combining the rate law
推导出来 of the various elementary steps
1901年 他被授予第一届诺贝尔化学奖 In 1901 he was awarded by the first Nobel Prize
以表彰他的杰出贡献 in recognition of the extraordinary services
他被评价为。。。 he has rendered by the...
爱玛·华莱士 你怎么回事？ Emma Wallace, what happened?
蒂娜 别胡闹！ Tina, cut it out!
这位才是胡闹界的大拿 It's not she who's an expert in cuts.
白痴 Idiot.
嗨 Hi.
爱玛 Emma.
我在 I'm here.
那事儿我很抱歉 I'm sorry for that.
没关系 It's okay.
别担心 这个我来处理 No worries, I'll take care of it.
但我得先做件事 But there's something I have to do first.
不行！ No way!
拜托 我都跟她说了你也会来的 Come on, I already told her you'd come too.
她身材是挺火辣 可她脑子有点不正常！ She may be a real hottie,but that girl is nuts!
你欠我的 You owe me.
我知道你肮脏的秘密 I know your dirty secret.
我不明白你看上她哪点 I don't get what you see in her.
可能我脑子也有点不正常 Maybe I'm out of my mind.
但她毕竟是我闺蜜 But she's still my friend.
她得去看看大夫 She needs help.
她暗恋你 She has a crush on you,
可那次她还没准备好 and she wasn't ready that time.
我的嘴唇差点被咬破 She almost bit my lip off.
嗯哼 听着 你是唯一能让她 Mm, hm, look, you are the only reason
来参加派对的理由 that will make her come to that party.
我想要个派对包 I want a party pack,
还要一些苯并噻唑给一个朋友 and some benzos tablets for a friend.
呃 Ugh.
嗄 A-ah.
我回来了 I'm back.
妈妈？ Mom?
嘿骚货！ Hey bitch!
婕米妮·克里凯特跟我说今晚有个趴体 Jiminy Cricket told me there's a party tonight.
那你要去了？ So, are you going to go there?
哼 你知道老娘喜欢趴体 可是那个怪胎。。。 Hm, You know I love parties but the weirdo's one?
我保留意见 I'd rather not.
嗯 有别的计划吗？ Hm, other plans?
得上传那个视频 Have to upload that video.
等等 什么？ Wait, what?
维罗妮卡 快点！ Veronica, hurry up!
我们订了个披萨 We have a pizza to order.
嘿 蒂娜 金吉儿要我们去她那 她要给你个大惊喜
从我们到这你就没放下过手机 You haven't got off your phone since we got here.
等一会嘛 我这都是为了你 Just a minute,I'm working for you.
你今天是怎么了？ What's wrong with you today?
把你带来开趴没那么容易 Throwing you a party ain't that easy.
你又不是有很多朋友的那种人 It's not like you have lots of friends.
那种“庆祝我过生日”的派对吗？ What part of "I don't celebrate my birthday",
你知道我讨厌的 don't you get?
被你说得好像你被下蛊了似的 You talk like it's some sort of curse.
干嘛不接？ Why don't you pick up?
继续恨他也不能让你妈妈复活 Keeping on hating him won't bring your mother back.
你已经不是小孩子了 You're not a child anymore.
这是你和他关系重建的机会 This is your chance to try and reconnect with him.
我可不这么认为 I really don't think so.
也许他想念你了 Maybe he misses you.
我还是喜欢你默不作声玩手机的样子 I liked you more when you were texting in silence.
得了吧 我知道你的每一个秘密 Dammit, I know every single one of your secrets.
你见过我一丝不挂烂醉如泥 我们甚至舌吻过 You saw me naked and drunk, we even kissed,
可你从来 从来都没有 but you have never, ever,
跟我提过你家人的事 told me anything about your family.
告诉我 这就是你龟缩在学校里的原因 是吗？ Tell me, that's why you got held back in school, right?
你干嘛老提这陈年旧账？ Why do you keep going on and on about this story?
爱玛！ Emma!
也许他想念你？ Maybe he misses you?
爱玛 爱玛 Emma, Emma.
爱玛 Emma.
噢 爱玛 Oh Emma.
爱玛？ Emma?
爱玛 你怎么了？ Emma, what's the matter?
像是做了个白日噩梦 It was like a daydream nightmare.
我真不该给你那药 I'd better not to give you that dope.
对不起 我得走了 Sorry, I gotta go.
走开 Leave.
爱玛 Emma.
我说了泥奏凯！ I said leave!
我们得谈谈 We need to talk.
给爸爸点时间解释 Just give me a few minutes.
你走 否则我报警 Leave, or I'll call the cops.
我只想告诉你那天发生了什么 I just wanna tell you what went on that day.
那真的是非常美好的一天 It was a really nice day.
我给你五分钟 I give you five minutes.
我从哪开始呢？ Where do I start?
还剩两分钟 You've two left.
说来话长 It's not easy.
我帮你长话短说 I'll help you out.
告诉我 那该死的一天到底发生了什么该死的事！ Tell me what the fuck happened that fucking day!
那是。。。那是个意外 It, it was an accident.
你出去！ Get out!
出去！ Get out!
我会解释一切的 请你冷静！ I'll explain everything but please calm dawn!
我都快认不出你了 I don't even recognize you anymore.
很正常 大人抛弃小孩后就会这样 You know, it happens when you abandon kids.
你还记得那两个小丑吗？ Do you remember those two clowns?
你真的要问我这个？ Are you actually asking?
派对之后发生了争吵 Well, after the party there was a fight.
我多喝了几杯 I had a few drinks.
相信我 那一枪是个意外 Trust me, the shot was fired by accident.
爱玛 爸爸要你相信这一点 Emma, I need you to believe me on this.
是两枪 It was two shots.
我当时压力很大 I was stressed.
我的工作让我压力重重 I was stressed because of my job.
最重要的是 你妈妈那时候又得病了 And on top of that, your mother had just got sick.
别提她 Do not mention her.
我向你发誓 我无时无刻 I swear to you there hasn't been a second
不在后悔这件事 I did not regret it.
这就是我回来的原因 That's why I'm back.
来告诉你我要去自首 To tell you I'm gonna turn myself in.
但我首先希望的是你能原谅我 But I wish that you forgive me first.
好了 你可以走了 You have to leave now.
爱玛 Emma.
时间到 Time's up.
好吧 如果你想找我的话 Okay, if you change your mind,
我住在公园宾馆 know that I stay at the Park Hotel.
我等你来 I'll wait for you.
嘿 我看到你的来电了 Hey, I saw your call.
什么？不 不 不不不不 你不能这么这样！ What, no, no, no, no, no,no you can't do this to me!
可我们说好的 今晚我需要那房子 But we had a deal, I need the house tonight.
我他妈才不管什么狗屁行政问题 I don't give a fuck about administrative problems.
好了小美女 准备好了吗？ All right young lady, you ready?
这个好吃吗？ Is it good?
哦 别拍！ Oh stop it.
嗯哼 这是啥呢？ Mm-hm, what's this?
我知道 谢谢 I know it, thank you!
“你知道”是什么意思？ What do you mean you know it?
嘿 看谁来了！ Hey, look who's here for you.
嗒哒 鲍比来了 Ta-da, Bobby is here!
嘿 不 不 这个不能喝 你还太小 Hey, no, no, you're too young for this.
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爱玛 爱玛？ Emma, Emma?
我们是来找你的 We're coming for you.
叫你的朋友们来加入我们吧 Tell your friends to join us.
你是不是有病啊敲这么大声？ What there fuck do you want?
马蒂 求你了 你得帮帮我 Matty please, you have to help me.
嘛呢？ And you are?
别理她 她马上走了 Don't mind her, she's leaving.
你说我脑子有问题 你看看你自己！ You say I'm a weirdo,I mean look at you!
滚蛋！ Fuck you!
侬晓得伐 你就是个欠操的骚货 婊子！ You know, you should try to fuck every now and then,bitch!
马蒂？ Matty?
咱们来玩个游戏吧！ Let's play a game!
你喜欢这样吗？ You like it?
喜欢吗？ You like it?
我要做个大宝剑 I need some company.
你他妈搞毛啊？ Why the fuck would you do that?
金吉儿 你真是个混球 Ginger, you're such an asshole.
哎哟喂 快删掉啦 Come on, delete it now.
我可不想让我妈那个下流男票看到这个 I don't want that sleaze of my mother's boyfriend to see that.
考虑到这视频声名狼藉 Considering the notoriety of the video,
你继父应该已经精尽人亡了 your stepfather would be drained already.
一点都不滑稽 It's not funny.
很滑稽啊 Yes it is.
你能帮我删掉吗？ Can you please help me out and delete it?
这里不是我说了算 I'm not the boss here.
我说 这个猫咪小车63说 I mean,according to pussywagon63,
我是乒坛凰后 I'm the ping pong queen.
瓦屋 Wow.
你确定吗？ Are you sure?
我的客人通常都让我脱衣服 Usually they ask me to strip.
你的客人叫你干什么跟我有半毛钱关系 I don't give a fuck about what they ask you.
给老子滚去洗手间穿好衣服！ Go to the bathroom and get dressed!
快去！ And move on!
这帮贱人 Bitches.
蒂娜 你得想些更有创意的点子 Tina, you should come up with something better.
还有你维罗妮卡 And you Veronica,
一定要全部整理好 make sure to tidy it all up.
在吗？？？ 开我的车 一会儿见
我玩过很多角色扮演 可这次。。。 I've worn a lot of weird stuff, but this...
收声！ Shut up!
如果你想找个倾诉的对象 If you want to open up to somebody,
就找我的鸡巴 do it with my cock.
别隔靴搔痒了 开干吧 Stop this shit, I wanna fuck.
狗男女 Lucky them.
你说什么 宝贝？ You say something, babe?
没什么 继续洗你的冷水澡 Nothing, keep trying with cold water.
我地妈 你这是咋的了？ Oh my god, what happened to you?
艾丽欣 你得帮帮我 Allison, you have to help me.
你又割自己了？ You did it again?
见鬼 你又自残了！ Dammit, you did it again!
我气得想杀了你你信不！ I could kill you for that!
我跟你说过不要庆祝 I told you not to.
我是关心你才庆祝的 I cared for you to celebrate.
我得离开这儿 I have to leave.
我在这不安全 It's not safe for me here.
爱玛 等等 Emma, wait.
对不起 我不知道这事对你真的这么重要 I'm sorry, I didn't know it really mattered to you.
艾丽欣 我无处可去了 Allison, I've nowhere to go.
我妈那房子里有问题 There's a problem with my mother house and...
嘘 这本该是我送你的礼物 Shh, this should've been my present for you,
但我知道怎么弥补了 but I know how to fix this.
我爸在乡下有座宅地 My father owns a homestead in the countryside,
可他从不去那 but he never goes there.
如果你愿意去 我告诉你他把备用钥匙放在哪了 If you want, I can tell you where he keeps the spare key.
是 是 我愿意去！ Yes, yes, yes!
好吧 Okay.
这个好吃吗？ Is it good?
我们是来找你的！ We're coming for you!
我 你 还有鲍比 Me, you, and Bobby.
爱玛？ Emma?
“此间老天不长眼”
艾丽欣？ Allison?
嗨 爱玛 Hi Emma.
还认得我不？ Remember me?
我可认得你哦 I do remember you.
当年我们让你玩得超开心 We made sure you had a great time.
如今轮到你陪咱们好好玩玩了 Now it's your turn to take care of us.
巴斯特 你闻到什么了？ Buster, what do you smell?
小嫩肉！ Flesh!
说茄子 Say cheese.
瞧 我们一点儿都没变 See, we haven't changed at all.
没变 At all.
你知道为什么吗？ And do you know why?
为什么？ Why?
问你爹 Ask your father.
哦 爹 Oh father.
原谅他 他还活着的时候 Forgive him, he was a weird guy
就是个怪人 when still alive too.
还活着的时候 他的意思是在你爹 By alive, he means before your father
把我弄成这样之前！ did this to me!
你们不是真的！ You're not real!
你们只是我幻想出来的！ You're just a creation of my mind!
巴拉 巴拉 巴拉 Blah, blah, blah.
也许你不太懂心理学的书 Maybe you didn't quite grasp the psychology book.
你还坚持认为我们不是真实存在的吗？ You still sure we're not real?
婊子！ Bitch!
爱玛 放松 是我！ Emma, relax, it's me!
你在这干嘛？ What are you doing here?
啥？ What?
我简直不敢相信 I couldn't believe it.
这梦太真实了 It was so real.
你看这种乐色？ You read this junk?
换我我就看满是猛男帅哥的花边小报或者涩情杂志 I'd rather tabloids or a magazine full of hot men.
艾丽欣！ Allison!
走开！ Leave!
我才不走！ Absolutely not!
拜托 他们会回来的 Please, they could come back.
他们 谁啊？ They, who?
我不想你受到伤害 I don't want you to get hurt.
爱玛 雷港乜嘢啊？ Emma, what do you mean?
你不懂 You don't understand.
你能不能从头到尾一次性给我讲一遍 究竟哪能一桩事体？ Can you explain to me what's with you, once and for all?
很难说清楚 It's complicated.
多少说一点嘛 At least try.
我为你取消了整个派对！ I canceled an entire party for you!
你真的想知道？ Do you really wanna know?
是！ Yes!
在我10岁生日那天 On my tenth birthday,
我父亲当着我的面杀了两个小丑 my father killed two clowns in front of me.
自那天起 我就开始患上了一种难以忍受的“小丑恐惧症” Since that day, I've started suffering from a sort of clown-phobia.
每一年的生日当天 我总会看到 I keep seeing these two clowns
那两个小丑出现在我眼前 but it only always happens on my birthday.
可今天不一样 But today was different.
我仿佛和他们形成了某种羁绊 It seemed like I established a connection with them.
好吧 咱们来谈谈更正经的事 Right, let's talk about something more serious.
这就是我想解释的 It's what I tried to explain.
爱玛 甚么一回事？ Emma, what's going on?
上吧爱玛 这是你的机会 Come on Emma,it's your chance.
杀了她 杀了她 杀了她 Kill her, kill her, kill her.
杀了她！ Kill her!
- 杀了她 - 杀了她 - Kill her. - Kill her.
杀了她
爱玛 求你 我们走吧 Emma, please, let's leave.
你要干什么？ What are you doing?
相信我 Trust me.
不要 Please.
不 别听她的话！ No, don't listen to her!
毕竟这都是她的错 It's all her fault after all.
就是她开的这该死的派对 She's the one who threw the goddamn party.
就是她打给你爹电话的！ She's the one who rang your father!
跟她爹一样 你真是个天才 Just like her father, you're a fucking genius.
他喜欢拍这个？ Was he like this?
你一定要拍一出好戏 Make sure you shoot a nice scene here.
是一镜到底的好戏码 This one a one take.
这是神作 This is a masterpiece.
绝世神作！ A masterpiece!
爱玛！ Emma!
对不起 I'm sorry.
鲍比 你迟到了 Bobby, you're late.
你喝多了？ Are you drunk?
没有 No
你一身酒气 You smell like beer.
干得漂亮 Nice job.
接下来是最难的一关 Here comes the hardest part.
快啊 Come on.
你只要捅我一刀就行了 You have just to stab me.
还要重新考虑一下吗？ Are you having second thoughts?
当然不是 Course not.
那你他妈墨迹什么玩意儿？ Then what the fuck is wrong with you?
额 我只是想知道 为什么？ Uh, I was just wondering, why?
听着 如果你照做 我就允许你操我温暖的尸体 Look, if you do it, I'll allow you to fuck my dead body.
那钱呢？ What about the money instead?
好吧 我会把活干完的 All right, I'll get the job done.
我改主意了 I changed my mind.
你是查理？ Are you Charlie?
是的 先生 Yes, sir.
不准出声你个小兔崽子 Shut up you little faggot
不然老子在你脑门上轰出个窟窿 or I'll make a fucking hole in your head.
操你妈你在干嘛？！ What the fuck is going on?!
你觉得如何 巴斯特？ What do you think, Buster?
你喜欢我的新造型吗？ Do you like my new look?
查理 你是最棒的 Charlie, you are the best.
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